I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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