Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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