he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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