so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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