Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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