Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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