How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Can you repeat that, but with context?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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