she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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