Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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