There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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