Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
