I'm really into asian looking animals
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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