dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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