Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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