I wish i was in the wii world.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
