please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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