rhymes with "ouble enetration"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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