Sponge bath it is.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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