You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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