Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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