Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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