I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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