I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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