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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.

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• (718): View more from New York

  All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."

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  What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.

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• (310): View more from California

  That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.

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