can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks