jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me