It's Friday. Sex?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Barsexuality is the new black.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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