You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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