I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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