So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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