And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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