you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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