Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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