I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I see more hoeing in ur future
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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