I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
