He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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