We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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