I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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