that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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