my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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