An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
