how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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