So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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