I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
