Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Randomize
