Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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