Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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