did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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