Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
