mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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