Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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