Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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