U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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