I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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